imagine. it's may 2008. your family is on a vacation to the oregon coast. your dad won a stay at some fancy vacation house in seaside, oregon from his employer's christmas party a few months prior, and had just been laid off.
on one of the days of that vacation, you ride with your siblings and parents in a 1990 coachman ford e350 camper out to indian beach at ecola state park. it's a beautiful day out. AND THEY CLOSED THE GOD DAMN BEACH TO FILM A MOVIE.
it's not until many years later that you discover that the movie was none other than twilight. A FUCKING TWILIGHT MOVIE RUINED AN AFTERNOON OF ONE OF YOUR CHILDHOOD VACATIONS.
ARE YOU HAPPY STEPHANIE MEYER? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
then, in 2021, while watching the entire twilight series in one sitting, drunk out of your mind, you have a moment of lucidity while watching breaking dawn part 1. you see the domain "immortalicum.com" in the browser header as they're reading about human vampire pregnancies or some bullshit. for some fucking reason it has a yahoo search header. but really who gives a fuck there's a domain name on screen. you whip open your terminal and run "whois immortalicum.com" and surprise. no one has it. you leap into action, pull out your credit card, and spend $11 registering it.
i know you found this by pixel peeping twilight and i am judging you for it
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